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The other day, I was home alone and thought I heard someone breaking in. I grabbed a lamp and started snooping around my house while humming the Mission Impossible theme song. What I was going to do if I actually came across a burglar, I'm not quite sure. MLIA.
Today, I was driving down a random neighborhood street when to my surprise, I saw a teenager dressed in a Red/White striped hat and shirt with glasses. Instinctively, I pulled over next to him and shouted, "Waldo, I finally found you!" He smiled and exclaimed, "Congratulations! You won!" He then gave me a chocolate cookie. I'm glad Waldo is a friendly person. MLIA
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
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